Back during the good old days (late 60s early 70s), obesity was a myth. Not a single child in America was fat. Do you know what that is? Exercise? Parasites? Continuous beatings from parents? WRONG! It was the Cereal! That's right. Cereal. Because of the fat and bull semen that modern cereal is laced with, it's no wonder that the childhood obesity rate in the US is so high. Where do I get these facts from you ask? Harvard, that's where. If the United States wants to do something about childhood weight issues, then all we have to do is bring back cereals from the golden age!
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