Bring it in team, let me break it down.
I graduated from UCF (it is possible) last August with a degree in Visual Arts and Emerging Media Management. What do all those big words mean you ask? Um...yeah not sure either, but it sounds good. By some miracle I've landed a spot as the lead designer at a marketing firm in Casselberry, Florida. I GET PAID TO MAKE THINGS LOOK PRETTY. It's going alright!
Wait. This was supposed to be a Beer Review post.....
Let's see, at this moment I am enjoying a Mississippi Mud Black and Tan. Here is the review:
-Taste:
Delicious and nutritious.
-Consistancy:
As it should be, musky and filling.
-Am I Drunk:
The 8 beers before this say something...but I can't focus.
-The Verdict:
I'm biased because I've always loved this beer. The bottle presentation is unique and despite a cheap price ($4.50), still has you feeling classy. Women see you holding this beer and suddenly you are that mountain-man of dreams. Your beard will grow five sizes too large, and your manhood will blossom into a perfect bouquet of BBQ ribs. Take it from me, this beer will do you wrong, in all the right ways.
